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eh? The monkey sits down contemplating why, and how banana is closed

The Princess was feeling quite sad Her favourite bird had died, she felt bad Her father, the King sent a message out to the town 'Find me an animal, which impresses my daugther, turn her frown upside down' The townsfolk sent in their animals, pigs, goats and hens they sent in all of the cows, the cats, dogs, this list never ends She wasn't happy with any of them, they did not seem right in fact she was so sad, she didn't sleep all night Then at last in the morning, a farmer came along With a Donkey, a Donkey who had quite a pong The King did not like this donkey, it was smelly He boomed 'This donkey is not right for my darling Nell

Mum and I, walking thorugh Hyde Park I'm holding her hand as it is very dark We have spend the day at London Zoo Seeing the Monkeys, the Pandas and the Wolves too I dropped my ice cream over my dress My Mum commented i looked a right mess The day was rounded off with the Reptile house The keeper feed a snake a frozen mouse When we came home, Mum put me to bed I fell asleep with her stroking my head

Say, what happened in Iraq Don't worry it's all under control ! But you abused all those prisoners DOn't worry it's all under control ! How will they get their dignity back DOn't worry it's all under control ! So which country are you attacking next Don't worry it's all under control ! Take your pick there's the whole middle east to chose from Don't worrry it's all under control ! Iran, Syria, North Korea, Quebec George, Tony take your pick Both of you are bloody pr*cks

The Jackle paces back and forth Watching, waiting for his next victim His teeth glint in the moonlight And his eyes shine with determination and conviction He treads back into the shadows His victim is nearby, his victim appears closer, gets bigger The jackle gets ready Puts his finger on the trigger

Four years ago an American flag was taken down 'Until things improve, this isn't good for business' The flag sat, unnoticed in a shoe box Like it did in the early 1990's Like it did in the late 1960's Four years later it is still untouched Decomposing in a battered old shoebox

The British stiff upper lip is trembling As the confidence in our goverment is crumbling crime is making a rise and a profit kids turn to it every day and love it Fox hunting and paedophile laws need to change capital punishment could be arranged 'Britain is working' Labour says thats strange as neither do the buses or trains